Friday, May 25, 2007
Spiders are NOT a Girl's Best Friend.
Last night, after I came in my front door I noticed this HUGE spider by the door. I started freaking out immediately (I'm such a GIRL)! It was the biggest spider EVER. He jumped on the side of the sofa.......I started saying I will never be able to sit on my new sofa again (like the spider really cares)! I tried to get him off & finally I did after 3 times kicking the other side of the sofa. He started walking towards me. I started screaming. The dogs thought they found a new toy. Abby walked right over to it and started touching it. I started screaming in a nice calm voice to the dogs...."Get away Girls, Get away, the Spider will eat you". The spider is still coming towards me. I did what any Good, Nice Southern Lady would do.......I stepped on it and screamed at the same time (believe me I had shoes on)! I picked up my foot only to find out the spider was still alive & well and still coming at me (apparently he had a mission). So, this time I stepped on him again, still screaming, and I started doing dances on top of him. He was finally gone. Thank goodness. I never really thought of myself as a Drama Queen until this very moment. It's official: I AM A DRAMA QUEEN!